Tomorrow is the big day! The half-marathon.
Dear ms. caboo is walking it with me. I've walked with her before and let me tell you, she's fast. Certainly faster than me. I hope I don't let the team down!
Oh well, I'm getting a bit nervous. And what do I do when I get nervous?
Crack bad jokes and pretend nothing unusual is going to be happening of course.
Such as, can an atheist use the Acts of God clause when making an insurance claim?
And the best advice ever: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and keep away from children.
Wish us luck!